What if Your Dream Life Turned Out to Be a Sheep’s?
Ibex Seeking Qualified Candidates:
Live easy and stress-free near the Southern Alps of New Zealand. Your daily responsibilities will include: eating native foods and exploring nearly 40,000-acres of rolling hills and leisurely hiking 6,000-foot peaks. You’ll have no natural predators to tangle with and no boss to answer to, unless you count the occasional dog barking at you to posse up with your buddies. In exchange for room, board, outdoor gym facilities and the world’s most beautiful views, we ask only that you take 1-2 haircuts per year. Apply at Eskhead Station. See James Duckworth for interview.
In other words, check out the happy life of Merino sheep at the farm that supplies Ibex with our 21.5-micron wool.